Anybody able to get a fuzzit to sit on a shoulder for a decent length of time? I need your advice. I often take a ferret with me when I go grocery shopping, and we walk the five blocks to the shop. Unless it's really cold, Madeline wants to run most of the way, while Theo wants to ride in my jacket or on my shoulder for a good portion of the trip. I know when a fuzzit wants down because the darling will start to squirm a lot and try everything in order to get closer to the ground. So I've been putting them down when they want down, and lifting them up when they want up. MEANWHILE, I've read the sections in some book about teaching a ferret to ride on one's shoulder. The author instructs the ferret owner to set up a box full of crumpled newspaper. Then, when the ferret falls off, the owner makes sure that the fuzzbean falls into the box, with it's scary newspaper sounds. At the same time, a loud "no!" is issued. I get the impression from this part (and from comments I've heard from other ferret owners) that a ferret can be taught to stay on a shoulder for quite a while, which would be really handy if we could manage that inside the store or inside any of the businesses we frequent. My question is, how do I achieve some sort of balance here? If I want to teach shoulder riding, does that mean there's no more down-when-fuzzit-squirms-to-get-down when we're out walking? I wish I could just say things like "Look, squirm-face, you just chill out and ride on my shoulder for the next half-hour or so." Or "I don't care if you ride or walk today, so just fuss if you want down." Since I am unfortunately incapable of saying these things in Ferret, does that mean I have to choose one or the other and stick with it forever??? Christine -- Christine Code We shall find peace. Vancouver, CANADA We shall hear the angels, [log in to unmask] We shall see the sky http://www2.portal.ca/~cmc Sparkling with diamonds. - Chekhov [Posted in FML issue 1406]