Thanks, folks for all your nice comments about my Ferret Christmas Tail (Gorsh, shucks, blush). I did, finally, get Gov Weld's e-mail address and sent it to him. Does this make me an insurrectionist? (sp?). Gawd, I hope so. PS to Debi: Grab the ferrets and run, hopefully after you have de-testiculated the bum. To Kelleen: Sorry it's rough right now, but whoever put a price-tag on happiness was full of it. Hang in there, girl. This too shall pass. To Bob: I want to party with you, Dude! To Tater: Wait your turn, little guy, I'm using the pooter right now. I know you got your first e-mail this weekend, but wait your turn - and quit biting my toes. Tater, Dammit! To Mee Maw: Yes, dear. I'm signing off now. (Sheesh, what a grouch) Dooks to all, Michael - President and co-founder (Sandy & Tater deserve credit too) of FLEA - Ferret Lovers, Enthusiasts and Admirers. [Posted in FML issue 1401]