Yuki Busch posted the first step:
 
>1. We admitted we were powerless over ferrets -- that our lives had
>become unmanageable.
 
HA HA HA HA HA. We're really rolling on the floor over that one. That's
great.
 
You know your ferrets are spoiled when you have to recite the 12 steps
in order to get through each day with them.
[Posted in FML issue 1421]