This little Christmas ditty goes out to all the listmembers of ferret-l in the spirit of "Dookmas.":) (and all the carpet sharks out there:) 12 DAYS OF DOOKMAS On the first day of Dookmas my owner gave to me, One ferretone tree Two Jelly Beans Three diamond collars Four huge new levels (cages folks:) ) FIVE GOLDEN RAISINS! Six chewy toys Seven crawly tubes Eight leather harnesses Nine new food bowls Ten rats a'running Eleven ladies scratching AND TWELVE...NEW...FERREEETS...DOOOOOOKING!! That's my Christmas effort for the season unless I get bit by the satire bug again:) I did a *great* one for a horse network I am on, now *that* was my best effort of all, I even got virtual applause!:) Merry Christmas to all and to all a Dooknight! *********************************************************** Selena Simonetti and "?" [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 1419]