Bob: It just occurred to me that you might try using a fuzzie or two as seeing-eye ferrets. Okay, so they might not be real good at stopping on street corners, but just think of all the interesting places they'd take you! I imagine you with a harnessed brace of mustelids, squeezing behind the refrigerator and up into that special place in the box springs. Hope you're back to yourself soon. (Your daughter is doing a great job "speaking" for you, but if she accumulates many more date hours you'll never see her again!) Best regards, Dina Stevenson [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 1419]