We own two Ferrets, Sonya and Gladies. Whom we called Sonya and The bohemoth (it's winter .. she's hibernating, at least that's what my father tries to convince herself. I think the Leviathan is just plain FAT!) Anyways .. these damn critters are always doing the stupiest things! Here's two stories you should all enjoy! The first one is short and simple, the damn things once climbed into out gas oven and somehow burnt their fur (i was upstairs at the time and didn't hear/see a thing). Ferret comes running into the room and it's back has got this little round patch of burnt, brown-end fur. I flipped. But my parents assured me they were OK. The second one is a mistaken 'lost-ferret'. We couldn't find Sonya (Ms. Hyperactive to you) And after waiting all day for her to appear, my mother went out to the car to warm it up, and discovered the ferret in the car! it seems she hitched a ride in my fathers travel bag! Ha! Damn things get in everything. ........................................................................ (*) Jeremy Wallace (*) - [log in to unmask] ...This signature does not exist... ........................................................................ [Posted in FML issue 1417]