You know your ferrets are spoiled when. . .
 
everybody has to go in and out the back door only, because the ferret's
out in the living room and you don't want him to accidently get out the
front door!
 
    Kate Pappas and Emmett Kelly
 
(p. s. people carrying grocery bags are not too happy with having to walk
all the way around the outside of the house in the rain. . .)
[Posted in FML issue 1364]