I like the nickname thread because it is more appropriate than the actual
names I gave my ferrets since I use the nicknames 80% of the time.
Larsen - Mostly called " 'ed " which is short for "Poo-Poo Head" since
excrement seems to be his favorite hobby.  He is also called "Lil Bear"
by my wife.
Tolly - called "Monster" or "Tollymonster" for her incessant biting
habits.  Over the past three years I have called Tolly many other names
that I won't repeat here.  - Ron
[Posted in FML issue 1385]