Great suggestion, Bob! Ferret Euphemisims: -Wedge Head (I have to attribute that one to another FML'r, but it cracks me up.) -Tube Dog (ditto) -Fuzzy Banana -Little Firetruck (Someone else is steering the back end.) -Mr. Bent and Rangy (Says it all.) -Carpet Dromedary -Ferret Phone (Works if you hold them up and speak into their belly buttons.) Ugh, that's enough for now! Gina and Paleface (What did you call me?) [Posted in FML issue 1383]