I am Madeline Ferret, the bewhiskered marvel. I can type, but shhh! don't tell. My person got another ferret. He has sharp teeth, but I'm bigger. And I have sharp teeth, too. He has more dangly bits to bite than I do. He is sorry for this. He is warm and cuddly in bed. He makes a good matress. He sleeps a lot. Sometimes he snores. I have to admit he is fun to play with. I have to admit that I love him. When he is bad I wait until he is asleep and then push him out of bed. He lands on his nose. Ha! I let him have the purple elephant. He must not touch my red dinosaur. He tries to play *my* shower game. I bite his neck and drag him away. For I am Madeline, and he must obey. I am Madeline, Ferretus Maximus, and I shall prevail. -- Madeline Mischief Ferret [log in to unmask] http://www2.portal.ca/~cmc/maddy.htm [Posted in FML issue 1359]