You know your ferrets are spoiled when they go doo-doo all over the wood floors, leaving permanent stains that can't be removed except by paying someone to sand and polish the wood with a new, tougher, stain-resistant coat, and you still love them, anyway. In fact, you think they are the most wonderful pets on Earth. Hah! Linda, owned by (in order of appearance) Espie, Frankie, Lucky Charm, and Angel (the one who even goes doo-doo on my bed!!) [Posted in FML issue 1345]