I'm sure all ferret owners can finish this sentence.  Here's how I did it.
 
You know your ferrets are spoiled when you (tightwad) plug in an unused
waterbed just so they will have a warm place to sleep when they're
upstairs ( so they don't have to go all the way downstairs to sleep when
they get tired).
Can anyone beat this?
... from the cold west coast
[Posted in FML issue 1344]