Kelleen- Splash is a 4 year old champagne ferret - no mitts, no mask, no marks - and he teleports all over the place. He's been found hanging from the lamp shades, up on the dining room table, on the computer key board, and he's been rescued more than once from the garbage can where he was once caught licking motor oil from a discarded can. I used to tell people (non-ferret types) that he was part flying squirrel, but they all thought I was serious so I don't say that anymore. He's mellowed with age, but the first couple of years this boy kept me hopping! He even managed to find his way up to the top of the stove where he began spreading food all over the place. Fortunately, none of the burners were on! Debbie Riccio WNYFLFA Rochester, NY [Posted in FML issue 1342]