To the person who posted about Matt Elliot's (Carolina Panther) ferrets: That's great! And people say that football players are dumb! How dumb can a ferret lover be? I'm not sure about this, but I think a player on the Redskins must be a fuzzie owner - quarterback Gus Furr-ot! With a name like that, he could be a member of the Starship Furretprise crew. Speaking of ferrets in sports, I always thought that The Weasels would be a good name for a sports team. The Washington Bullets are (were?) considering a new name. My suggestion was the Washington Weasels. The emblem on their jerseys could be a ferret scooting backwards with a mini-basketball between her front paws. For some reason, the team didn't go with that one. Hmm...I must have gotten the suggestion in too late for consideration. -Heather and Gypsy (not in order of importance) [Posted in FML issue 1308]