Norm,
    You sound like such a wonderful guy!  Espie told me all about you and
how you helped her capture the world's biggest raisin!  You're a very brave
ferret!
    I don't know what marriage is.  I've never even been on a date.  Do you
want to go steady?  It would be lots of fun climbing on counters with you!
Lucky Charminator Fan of Arnold Schwarzenferret
[Posted in FML issue 1307]