The mention of the poor little guy who got hung up on his cage reminded me of a very scary incident that happened to Scooter this last weekend. I took him, along with my girlfriend's two, which I'm caring for while she's on vacation, to my parents' house. I locked Boris and Dottie in the bathroom overnight and left Scooter secured by his leash to the doorknob in the family room, with a favorite sleeping sock, food, water and a bathroom in easy reach. I've done this many times before, and it's worked well. I got up in the morning to discover Scooter was apparently in a good deal of pain. He was all curled up and chittered when I moved him. I picked him up and was shocked to discover the leash was half off, wrapped around his midsection, with the metal clasp reversed and stuck on his penis. It apparently hurt a good deal when I took it off, but he immediately calmed down as I frantically called a local vet. He's OK, but the moral of the story is: No matter how good the harness is, NEVER leave them unattended with one on. I'll never risk that again. I've never been so scared in my life. A funnier note: I mentioned that I'm caring for my girlfriend's two ferrets while she's gone. I walked into her apartment this morning to discover that Boris (the BIG male) had pushed the cage top open against the spring, climbed out, then used the cage top to access the forbidden kitchen counter. He raised seven different shades of holy hell in that kitchen. There were Grape-Nuts, Cheerios and potting soil everywhere. Once I located Boris, I laughed my head off (until I realized who had to clean it up). Teach ME not to latch the cage securely. Chris and Scooter (Ouch! Ouch!) and, (temporarily) Boris (Cool! Grape-Nuts! And no supervision!) Dottie (Where's he going? When's Mom coming home?) Bellingham, WA I am Ferret of Borg The Litterbox is Irrelevant Bitter Apple is Irrelevant Your Socks Will Be Assimilated [Posted in FML issue 1271]