Inventory of Cricket and her pet human Nan's house: (taken while Nan was hunting desparately for her watch... which is still missing... ) Behind the Refrigerator: 1 Butter Knife 1 Screw (phillips) 2 PopIce Wrappers Under the Dishwasher: 1 Drumstick Wrapper 1 Hi-Bounce Ball 1 Mouse-Shaped Fridge magnet 1 Beer bottle cap 1 Mountain Dew cap 1 Coca-Cola 'Congo Gamepiece' cap (losing) 1 Yoo Hoo cap 1 Mousse bottle cap 1 Zipper 1 Mint-a-Burst wrapper (crumpled) 1 Meijer's receipt (crumpled) 1 Piece Bubble Yum Under the Loveseat: Piles and piles of Ferret Poop (*cry*) 1 Bra 2 PopIce Wrappers Behind the Stove (Main Hidey-Hole): 19 PopIce Wrappers (she *loves* these things, apparently... ) Remains of 6 Butterscotch cookies (disappearance originally blamed on Nan) 1 Shed Spread lid 3 Dead Plant Leaves Eeew! What is that??!? 1 Band-Aid (used) 1 Hershey's Cookies and Mint wrapper (crumpled) 1 Zip-Lock bag (destroyed) 1 Coca-cola 'Congo Gamepiece' cap (still losing) 1 Papa John's pepper (shriveled) 1 Styrofoam peanut 2 Mouse-shaped refrigerator magnets 2 Sponges 1 Detangler cap 1 Phone cord (short) (And still no watch... ) //Nan (still cleaning) and Cricket-the-Klepto [Posted in FML issue 1273]