I'm the son of Winnepeg the killer's owner, and I have been quite annoyed
with my mom's constant ferret-buying.  I have tried to get along with them,
but Winnie is dangerous!  Today I played with the latest toebiter, Latte,
but he is not anything like Winnie!  He is a very nice one, and I hope he
doesn't get mean when he's grown up.  {Okay not mean, just rowdy) Ferrets
are very different from each other, some being nice to humans, others not,
and some just annoying.  One thing they have in common, though, they will
never get away from your toes!  (Wear shoes in their Presence.)
[Posted in FML issue 1255]