Ronnie, a subscriber to the FML, sent her ferrets to, eh, "summer camp" (actually, the home of yet another FML subscriber, Bill Williamson) while she was out of town at a conference. Looks like they managed to get to the camp's computer and send some email... which I'm forwarding to the FML. Bill ---- forwarded message follows ---- Hi Mom - We are having a real good time at camp. Ralph has found a cute new lady this year named 'peaches', she looks just like Rocky only is much nicer to us. I think that Rocky is jealous. Summer camp is really nice, it has been kinda warm outside though so we mostly stay in the air conditioning with the windows closed, but we have been really interested in watching the squirrels outside on the deck. We found a big basket of toys that Rocky and Squeekers used to play with, and have devided them up amongst the three of us. Squeekers is still a little shy and doesn't play with us all the time, but Peaches, Ralph and I are having just a fabulous time together. You should see us in our white T shirts and gym shorts ;-) Ralph forgot to bring his surfboard, but Peaches found a piece of crumpled up paper that seemes almost good enough to work like one. We are practicing together on it. We are also having the best time ever with the dryer hose tunnels. We can go from one cage to another in them, or from a cage to under the couch. Tonight Squeekers came in and woke up Ralph to play, we got in a bit of a tif, and then he started biting peaches. I stuck up for her though which woke up Norman who was asleep in a paper bag in the corner, and then the four of us got to dooking around the room and laughing about it all, till I thought that we would die. Even the Williamson's were laughing. Linatone all around and now we are settling down for the night. See you soon Mom, we are having a super time, everyone is well and happy. Norman & Ralph. [Posted in FML issue 1222]