Hey, Ed, that's a great song! It's true, the ferrets are smarter in every way. Of course, I also think it's true of women, the way the song was originally written. Jerry (is that right?) does a great version of that song live (and I'm not even a Dead fan). Linda Espie "Yes, Mom, the ferrets are smarter!" Lucky Charm "Me smarter, me smarter, every way." Angel "What did you say?" Frankie "I say, the raisins are better, better every day." [Posted in FML issue 1219]