En route home from grocery store. Ferret sees grocery bag. Crawls inside.
Finds cinnamon roll. Attaches teeth. Big cinnamon roll. Gets help from
comrade. Driver takes bag away. Ferrets wait. Driver can't drive
one-handed, puts bag back down. Ferrets crawl back inside. Attach teeth.
Driver gives up. Ferrets die laughing.
[Posted in FML issue 1152]