I am sending this message anon because we live in California and don't want our child to go to jail. How about a union for outlaw ferrets? Maybe FOG (ferret outlaw group) or IF (illegal ferrets. Carla Almaraz: Sorry to hear about Gunther. My theory is that there is a place in heaven that only ferrets go. The only humans that are allowed in are the ones that were good to ferrets during their life. Every time a human walks in there is a lot of dancing and dooking going on. Look for Gunther on that day. He will be the one leading the dance. Wayne Ball: try kitten treats. Tourie (short for tourist because she has to go everywhere and see everything) loves the ones that are chicken/liver flavored. Cold someone post the different colors of ferrets and there names? Thanks Tourie (I didn't put those potato chips under the bed...honest dad) [Posted in FML issue 1148]