To: The warden Erika, the guard Kevin and convicts Babka & Tsatchka Ferrets are not RATS! If our mom called us rats we would hide in the walls or run away too! Call us carpet sharks, fuzzies, trouble sometimes (haha) but we are not Rats! Thanks for listening but we are .....Upset and hurt, Stinkey, Brandy, Rascal and Mama (who had to write this for us cause we don't spell really good) [Posted in FML issue 1100]