This is for Heather Jane Bilicki, I have two ferrets, Ratbert and Chucky. They both will actually make the kissy sound ( you know that cool one) and run up and try to kiss anyone right on the mouth. I swear you have to see it, its so darling. And as for vacuum cleaners...Chucky attacks them and defends ratbert from the "Evil sucking Monster". Ratbert acts really brave with it until her tail gets sucked up, and then she runs behind Chuck for help. My boyfriend and I recently built them a new house. They like it so much that they no longer give you a sad face that says "I wanna run around now"....Its really weird. I have to pull them out of their house. After they are out, they run around for a while, and somehow end up back in their house. Can anyone explain why they would rather play in their house than explore mine?? Chucky has figured out how to get out of any cage, and I have caught him upstairs when he wasn't supposed to be. By the time that I can stop what I am doing...He has "Houdinied" himself back in...He is so smart. The whole time he is doing this, the other fuzzy is asleep and has no clue....I wonder if she knows that her boyfriend spends his nights wondering around...She probably doesn't care. She is more concerned with playing with the dog. OH ANOTHER FUNNY THING I have a dog whose name is Mork. The ferrets and Mork both sleep down here in my room. Ratbert actually takes food from her bowl, and pushes it out on the floor for Mork to eat. Mork likes cat food better than dog food now....Its darling to watch, but now I have all these cans of Mighty Dog that are going to waste because Mork doesn't want them anymore!!!! : P Well, Good luck with everyones fuzzies!!! I really enjoy reading all of these stories.... Holly, Chucky, Ratbert, and Mork [Posted in FML issue 1113]