Recently, someone posted a funny story regarding his ferret pulling on his significant-other's (SO) body-ring (like an earring, but not on your ear). As soon as I read it I knew someone would definitely take it out of context. And sure enough, someone already doesn't want to hear about personal "sex lives" on the FML even if there's a ferret in the story somewhere. Sorry, but I do not recall any mention of sexual acts in the entire posting. He said they were "uh, playing around". He also apologized first in case it was too off colour. The part I have difficulty with is the Boomerang update. The one that described how he clawed the inside of his mouth so much "some skull is visible" (or some quote to that nature). How about, "Boomerang is in rough shape" without the graphic details. Anyway, I don't mean to start a thread but I think someone needed to reply. Al Braunstein --- Al Braunstein The Johns Hopkins University/ (410) 792-6000 Applied Physics Laboratory (301) 953-6000 Johns Hopkins Road extension: 3981 Mail Stop 13-s313 email: [log in to unmask] Laurel, Maryland 20723-6099 The above comments are mine and mine alone and may not necessarily (but probably do) represent the opinion(s) of any other group or individual. [Posted in FML issue 1109]