Mason, > Any experiences between our fierce little carnivores and > feathered friends I hope I get the following story correct: I heard a story (I think it's someone on the FML) relating to your question. This guy actually met his girlfriend in a pet store while he was purchasing his new ferret. She was the proud owner of a very expensive (and dear to her) parrot. They dated for a year and it seemed as if the ferret had actually brought these two together. It was a very happy pet/owner love story in the making! But... one day they went away to do something and came back to the house and found out the ferret had gotten out. They also found a pile of feathers and very very guilty looking suspect. !* BURP *! The happy part: The relationship is still intact. :-) The sad part: The ferret that sparked the relationship was kicked out. :-( There's just no justice in this world is there? I'm not sure if it would have been the ferret leaving in my household! -Chris [Posted in FML issue 1074]