Hello, some of you may remember me from around a year ago. When I was last receiving the FML, I had my ferret Feasel. I still do, but let me update you on the new happenings, and questions... Feasel was sick once since I've had her. She vomitted about 3-5 times within 5 minutes. After that, she was and is fine. She will be two years old the 1st week of April. On thanksgiving of '94, my wife and I purchased our second ferret, Noah. She is a dark sable, and an ABSOLUTE TERROR!! I do not know what to do with her! I'm about ready to give her away!!!!! When we first got her home, she and Feas had the "dominant/submissive" pull. Of course, Noah being just a baby lost, so Feasel is now "The queen Feas". But now the baby is bad 99% of the time. Here's the things she does, and we can't control her: 1) She eats litter, and vomits it back up. 2) She pulls the litter pan around that cage, and removes the litter onto the floor. 3) She hogs all the food, and pushes Feasel out of the way. 4) When Feasel is sleeping, Noah climbs into the hammock with her, and bites/pulls on her ear until Feasel "screams" and leaves the hammock. (I've checked Feasel's ear, it's always the same one, and have found scabs on it.) Feasel is so tired, she's falling asleep standing up! 5) Flicks to the nose, bitter apple, spankings, and "NO"s have no effect on her. She shakes it off, and does it again. We punish her by putting her in a "Pet Taxi" but she doesn't care. Also, today, she kept stealing the dog's food. When I grabbed her, she hissed at me. Later on, when she tried to get my wife's plate of food, I grabbed her and held her in my hand so she could not move. When I let her go, she went "clucking" away as happy as can be... I don't understand it. I'm not going to let her keep torchering my other ferret. Feasel and the dog play fine, Noah and the dog.. no way. Noah now tolerates the dog, but when she gets the chance, latches onto the dog and practically hangs there. I need help before I remove this ferret from my house. Christian Miller [Posted in FML issue 1068]