Pondering the dangerous bovine attacking ferrets problem and all of the suggestions on just how our little slinkies could pose a problem to herds of cattle I thought maybe, just maybe it's not college students after all who are practicing the fabled "cow tipping" but roving bands of wild weasels prowling in the night and sneaking up on slumbering cows and knocking them over and then in for the kill! As Judy Tenuda would say... "It could happen!" Oops! Gotta go! There goes Dakota, running across the room with a strand of red garland that leads back to our now disheveled Christmas tree! "Weasie! Leave the lights alone!" "Farrah! Put baby Jesus back in the Nativity scene!" Weasels! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!!! Mark Ouellette & family Judy (the boss!) Tiffany (Miss "I know everything") Brittany(Miss "Wait for me!") Ashley (Miss Pun'kin) Weasie (the lovable ferret) Farrah (the sneaky ferret) Dakota (The Bart Simpson of ferrets) Mittens(the moody feline) Bubba (the lovable feline) [Posted in FML issue 1052]