Thanks for this incredibly humorous account of the senseless slaughter of
innocent cattle by these ferocious beasts. Of course, my next question is
where can I get some MPEG files of:
 
1) The Ferret Stare
2) Rugrats pulling the rug out from under a Cow
 
and most importantly,
 
3) The Notorious Ferret Victory Dance.
 
Actually, I would like any scanned images of ferrets y'all have, since
I'm not likely to be able to drag my parents to a pet store, and they are
still convinced that I'm intent on populating my apt with 'rats' and
would like to show them some pictures to endear them to ferrets the way I
have become.
 
TIA for anything y'all can provide.
 
Matt Gordon
[Posted in FML issue 1051]