> From: [log in to unmask] > Subject: Take 'em down, COWBOY!! > > (1) HOP UNTIL DIZZY > (2) IF YOU CAN'T LICK 'EM, JOIN 'EM OPPS the deleat button is faster than the eye. > (4) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK HYPOTHESIS > (5) THE RUG HYPOTHESIS > (6) THE DRINK HYPOTHESIS > > The Ferrets line areas where the cows walk with full cups of > assorted beverages. As the cows walk by, the Ferrets spill all the > beverages, the cow slips, and is eaten. > (7) Hypnosis > (8) SOCK HYPOTHESIS II > (9) ROLLING TOY HYPOTHESIS > (10) BECAUSE IT'S THERE > D.E. Brea, CA Loved all those cow killing techniques, but number 6 is by far the hardest. It would take a very strong willed alpha male to prevent the others from knocking over the cups before the intended bovine came within reach. In fact I belive there would be a ferret coup(sp) and the alpha male would be banished to a sockless island off the coast of California. :) Hope all of you have a safe and happy holiday season. Brad, Sebastian, Mako, and Bambie. P.S. How many ferrets does it take to knock down and eat a cow? Only a true Californian ferret knows. :) [Posted in FML issue 1051]