To Ronnie, Cinderella, Norm, and Ralph: Thank you for that suggestion on how to detach a ferret's teeth from a kitty. We will try that if it is ever necessary. To Rick in Australia: What does a "working ferret" do? Hunt rabbits? To anyone who's involved with "Good Morning, America": That's disgusting. I don't watch TV much, because except for public TV and a few rare, original programs, I find it extremely dull and mindless. I'm not interested in running up a long-distance phone bill to tell some receptionist why I don't like their programming, but I will write a letter if you have a name and an address. How about the president? Who's the president of ABC these days? I don't keep up with this stuff as a rule, but I say go to the top. Even if you want to pursue the equal time angle, you're more likely to make a dent, so to speak, at the top. [Posted in FML issue 1024]