dedicated to Chris Lewis "Jingle Ferret" (tune: "Jingle Bells") Dashing through the house Ferrets are at play Frolic-rollick everybody get out of our way! Noses in the air See what we can find Hurry up, the two-leg-geds are following behind! oh. . . Fa la la, ha ha ha, bottle-brush my tail If those humans catch us they'll just pop us in the jail You go here, I'll go there, we'll put them in a rage How much can we steal before we're put back in our cage? Dashing through thte house Ferrets making merry Trying to make off with all the objects we can carry Bells on collars ring Shining silver-bright Oh what fun, the masked marauders on a raid tonight! oh. . . Fa la la, ha ha ha, ferrets on the town Trying to make off with everything that's not nailed down oh. . . Sneaky thieving weasels, we dance and jump for joy Oh what fun, the whole world's just one great big ferret toy! c 1994 Cait Poulechat Kathryn M. Pappas [log in to unmask] (usual permissions & restrictions) [Posted in FML issue 1024]