Not to make light of a bad situation or anything, but that phrase in the Utah legislation, "ferrets running at large" sent me off on a mental tangent: Imagine what such a world would be like -- Ferrets jumping into babies' strollers to steal their toys. Ferrets walking up to people standing at bus stops, and attempting to steal their shoes _with the people in them_. Ferrets drinking wine coolers while the humans nap in the sun. Tenants demanding that their landlord replace broken window screens, because they keep finding ferrets in their bed. [Posted in FML issue 0915]