1. That story about Jake with the balloon tied around him really made me laugh. I'm sure everyone in my office is wondering why I am always laughing when I'm dialed into the net. (I tell them it's for work but my boss thinks I'm just talking to ferret-people). 2. Tammy, could there be a possibility that your father is imagining that they smell? When my fiance and I moved in together the first time (3 years ago), he always complained that Vanilla smelled or her cage needed to be cleaned, etc. He wasn't used to living with an animal, especially a ferret. So, everyday, I'd tell him I cleaned her litter (even if I didn't) and suddenly, she didn't smell anymore. After a while, he didn't even notice it anymore. I swear it was in his head. Question: Vanilla doesn't like any treats. I've tried everything and, except ice cream, she will only eat Meow Mix (go figure). I tried putting her on ferret food but she just refused to eat (for several days until I panicked). Any other ideas on special treats for finicky eatters? [Posted in FML issue 0863]