When I was at college, someone knocked over a beer and before I knew what happened, Vanilla had her head dunked into it and lapped up the puddle off the floor. Everyone thought it was really cute and laughed but I was hysterical. I cleaned it up right away but the damage was done. In less time than it took for you to read this, Vanilla was trashed. She tried to walk and fell over. She started dragging her little legs behind her. Someone suggested that I give her an aspirin (of course, I didn't). I put her in the cage and let her sleep it off (and kicked everyone out of the room, to boot). She still has a thing for beer but it is OFF LIMITS. I would not suggest to our Samual Adams drinking friend that he lets his ferret partake in the party. Moosehead maybe, but not alcohol. Besides, the next thing you know, your ferret will be a closet alcky and asking people on the corner to buy him a bottle cause he doesn't have proper ID... :-) [Posted in FML issue 0834]