one Monday I came home to find husband and child glumly putting on jackets, setting out to look for the (brand-new) bottle of hairspray child said she'd wrapped in her towel and taken to the neighborhood pool. They returned silent and empty-handed, husband no doubt unhappy because he'd just bought the hairspray, child no doubt unhappy because she'd have to survive for an entire week with mousse alone. You know "The Rest of the Story"--came time to do the weekly vacuuming and check under "Emmett's Chair." There, lovingly nestled among the sock- bops, was a brand-new bottle of Suave hair spray (fortunately with the cap firmly affixed) He must have worked *hard* to get that fat pink plastic bottle all the way back under the chair! He must have been quite proud of himself. . . So my question to the list is: What is the most amazing thing your "little fur thieves" have stolen from you-all? (I heard of one ferret who took someone's dentures and another who made off with laundry) Looking forward to hearing from everyone! Kate Pappas and The Emmett [log in to unmask] [Posted in FML issue 0774]