After browsing the FML's for some time now, we finally decided that it was time to post a message. We are Bill and Diane Killian and we have a beginning ferret shelter here in Northern Virginia (kudos to Pam Grant for getting us started). We also have recently become the proud grandparents to 8 little furries (a little over 3 weeks old now). Anyway, momma ferret (Dakota) decided to flex her political muscle tonight while on her evening exercise stroll. She was crawling under our bed and came running out with Bill's Ross Perot mask in her mouth. She made a direct line into the closet. So either she's decided that Ross Perot belongs in the closet or wants to be Ross's running mate in '96. We were laughing so hard we forgot to get the camera...maybe next time. BTW, thanks to whomever came up with the phrase that baby furries sound like a gaggle of geese...that's it exactly...we just couldn't think of it fast enough. Keep up the good stories...with 25 ferrets running around here (this includes babies and babysitees(?) it's always interesting. bill & diane zen & the art of ferrets [Posted in FML issue 0769]