Chris and Ferreteers--
     Here is a ferret joke (take no offense):
 
     Q.:  What goes, "Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, SPING!"?
     A.:  A ferret playing too near a fan.
 
     Clint                   | flames to:
     Part-time triathlete,   |   [log in to unmask]
     Full-time scientist.    |   Department of Molecular Biology
                             | The ferrets:
     "Me, too! Me, too!"     |   Johnnie and Yoko
 
[Posted in FML issue 0455]