So, I have this creature sitting complacently in my lap, when, outa of...somewhe
re, I assume, he leaps up, puts a little ferret AK-47 to my befuddled head and b
arks,  "You NEED a subscription to a ferret list!"  In the interest of my health
, I have complied.
 
I thank you, as does the surprisingly violent creature in my lap.
 
[Posted in FML issue 0442]