Hi all, I would like to gather a collection of the "best" ferret stories. Cute stories, funny stories, creative stories, etc. Some examples (these are not my own, I recall someone else writing them): ferrets that love to go bungi cord jumping, ferrets that push books off book shelves, ferrets that do not let the owners friends put anything under his door - it mysteriously slides back out and really confuser the person on the outside! Please mail them to me, or post them here. Once I [Please don't post them here. Mail them to Christin. When she has something put together, we'll see about including it in the mailing list] have gotten them all together I will post them to this newsgroup and to the ferret mailing list as well. Thank you in advace for taking the time to sending me these stories. Chris. :) [log in to unmask] [Please be aware that I do have a policy of keeping signatures relatively small. I'll let the below through, *this* time only.] %-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-% Chris Haas [log in to unmask] Training/ Consulting Staff Room 283 Computer Aided Engineering 265-2636 %-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-%-% A few words of wisdom from the smaller creatures in my life: ^?{ C0o*-*- Bop^?0o And there you have it, from two wonderful ferrets; Scooter and Nina. [Posted in FML issue 0266]