Well, it seems to me that the place to attack the proposed Renton, WA, ban on ferrets is where they lump ferrets in with animals that are "found in their natural life in the wild," or whatever the wording was. Sheesh! Chip, tell us how we can help! Steve, I can't help you about the carpet chewing, but I would suggest supplemental feedings to skinny Smokey. You might try Nutrical, and there are other suggestions in back issues of the newsletter (you have them, right?) of other supplemental feedings for ferrets, including a recipe for "Duck Soup"(! We haven't tried it yet, but plan to, soon). The Crandalls suggested mixing hard-boiled egg yolks, cooked rice & dry cat food with Nutrical -- we haven't done that yet, though we have mixed hard-boiled egg yolks alone with Nutrical. These are general recommendations for sick ferrets or ferrets in crisis, & I'm not sure Smokey is, but he could get that way, if he continues to lose weight! BTW, Bandit has completed his first 5-week chemo cycle, and starts cycle #2 on Saturday. Dr. Jeglum says he looks great & that his liver is no longer swollen. He is over 2 pounds again, and still looks thin but no longer emaciated. And his fur is starting to grow back in where he was shaved for surgery. He is playing with the others & with us, too, which is great! He even has started dragging Jeff's leather sneakers downstairs again -- he didn't have the strength for that for a long time. On another note, we think Charlie's eyesight is deteriorating. What kind of symptoms should we be looking for for cataracts? His eyes are not brown like the others, but sort of dark burgundy, & sometimes they look a bit cloudy. It doesn't seem to be affecting his activity at all, but we're thinking we should take him in for a checkup. Charlie is the only one of our four that we do not know the breeder -- we adopted him from an acquaintance who couldn't deal with him. He is beautiful, though -- with this spring's coat change, he is getting lighter and lighter -- lots of silver guard hairs on his back, legs & tail -- quit striking along with his white mitts & bib & big pink nose! Pogo is settling down somewhat -- and getting bigger all the time. He's 18 weeks old now, and still very bouncy & chuckles most of the time. He is starting to think that biting is a game, however, and is getting more spanking. Cries of "NO!!" reverberate through the house. The funniest thing he does is to chase you across the floor & LEAP onto your ankle, as though he thinks he can stop your forward motion. He NEVER bites feet & ankles, though. Molly is her same old self -- a curious loner. Well, that's all from this ferret ranch for now. . . Katie, Jeff, Bandit, Molly, Charlie & Pogo [Posted in FML issue 0250]