Lets not forget Misty, another Gov't employee: http://www.capefearferret.com/Ferret_Fun_Stuff.html U.S. Space Command has billion-dollar satellites orbiting the Earth, computers that can calculate in a blink of the eye and windowless buildings holding top secrets. But when a problem arose in May at the command's new year 2000 missile warning center at Peterson Air Force Base, the military didn't call on an engineer or a computer wonk or even a colonel. It drafted Misty the ferret... [Remainder deleted due to copyright can be read at the link given above. BIG] [Posted in FML 7829]