Santa Ferret's Coming to Town
Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is coming to Town"

You better not squeal,
You better not hiss,
That litter box there,
You better not miss:
Santa Ferret's coming to town!

He's makin a list,
He's checking on you,
He - always sees the good that you do.
Santa Ferret's coming to town!

He sees you when you're sleeping,
He knows the stuff you take.
He knows if you've been good or bad,
And the messes that you make.

Oh you better take care,
You better not bite,
You better sleep well,
On Christmas eve night:
Santa ferret's coming to town!

[Posted in FML 7644]