As you sit reading the FML, you hear a sudden "whoosh" behind you and some odd crackling noises. After spinning around in your computer chair quite alarmed, you see a mass of midnight blue smoke in front of you. As it disperses, you hear a giggle and see ... the Great Ferret Oracle standing before you. Smacking and popping her gum in her mouth, she speaks: "Hello there ferret love puppet. I am here to share great knowledge. Knowledge of a much needed invention in the world of ferrets. I have just received a message from that pest, Wolfy. The information in that message has me quite titillated! An FML'er named, Neil, has acquired a custom, light up staff. That's right. It lights up. Gotta love LED's. Do you have any idea what this means? I can herd ferrets ... at night!!!!!! But in order to do that, I must take some lessons in ferret herding ... at night. Neil, the ferret herder, will be teaching me the ways of the shepherd. Neil has uploaded a short demo video of his light up staff for all to see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsSxnrfKHzk As you finish watching the small blurry video on youtube, you turn with a big smile to exclaim interest to the Ferret Oracle. But she is gone! Poof! All gone the oracle. Woa is you. Now if you ever see a small glow in the distant night ... it just may be, the Great Ferret Oracle herding ferrets. The Great Ferret Oracle http://www.wolfysluv.com/ferret-oracle.html [Posted in FML 7395]