You know you love your ferrets when...... your water glass is also a face wash and a snorkle tester all your corners have piddle pads and you don't care if anyone sees your ferrets kiss you on the lips as much as your spouse or significant other you have gotten on the floor to blow off hot soup or spoon fed a spoiled one.... you have fully learned the fuzzy shuffle while accompanied by several dance partners at the same time and despite all that, someone still manages to get into the pantry. you plan your day around play time for fuzzies you give up solitude in the bathroom for a bit of seated chaos that may or may not include ferrets in your pants you know that the proper place for the remote is under the left side of the sofa along with your wallet, keys, a candy wrapper and several assorted bottles carefully "shopped" from the recycle bin It's not just a cabinet, but cover for stealth flying squirrels and toe nipping and your kitchen cabinets have child locks when the youngest hoomin is 15 in the household. You have been bitten, peed on, pooped on, gone in debt or lost sleep and yet you still believe you will always be owned by ferrets if one little kiss can melt your heart and turn you into a big sappy hoomin right after the little stinker poops in your favorite shoe (yes....it can happen....I know of a masterful pooper) best of all, their happy dance makes you happy dance.... Did I miss any? Cindy and the slightly Used gang Ollie, Lollie, Dobbin, Zoe, Isadora(ble), Ham, Cheese, Martin, Chepe', and Taz [Posted in FML 7314]