I hope everyone is getting into the spirit of the Christmas/Holiday season. Last year someone provided this grand entertainment and left my husband and I in stitches. I saved it because we enjoyed it so much. We happen to mention it today so I dug it out to repost. AWAY FROM THE MANGER (For all ferret folks who have ever tried to put a crEche under their Christmas tree) Away from the manger the Christ child has gone-- He was there just this morning, it's not been that long It looks like kidnappers climbed up here to play The little lord Jesus went missing today! The camel's tipped over despite Elmer's glue There once were three Wise Men but now there's just two Gaspar and Melchior are missing their bro-- Wherever did Jesus and Bathasar go? I looked in the manager and what did I see? A red plastic ball where the Christ child should be The bottommost garland's unwound from the tree-- I think Christmas gnomes have been visiting me! Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light Goatnappers stole all three lambs sometime last night And Joseph's knocked down and I fear that he's dead There's wet sticky candy cane stuck to his head! The Snow Village looks in complete disarray-- An earthquake knocked down several houses today The trees were all toppled and dragged far away It looks like Godzilla came up here to play! Looked under the sofa and what did I see? Two candy canes and a snow village tree A pair of my socks and lambs one, two, and three One potato, two Wise Men, and a stash of Kay-Tee. Way under the sofa I found him today-- The little lord Jesus asleep in the hay, With a chunk of Cheweasel to cushion his head Next year he'll be up on the mantle instead!!! Thanks to the creative soul who wrote this! CR Feed rescued animals in two clicks http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3 [Posted in FML 7278]