Gordon that was a hilarious post. I loved seeing you admit to all that you visit the potty with your pets. I do it all of the time and I am very suspect that others do as well. I always leave the door open when I go because it never fails that when I shut it? The ferrets scratch and and try to tear down the door so they can witness the great event. They act as if they've never seen it before. Just like when another ferret goes and they run up to get a birds eye view to another ferret. But if I leave it open? They rarely come in to play in my underpants as I sit. This is a post from the FML, year 2000 about Sean and Rocky's bathroom experience, not quite as entertaining as yours but cute nonetheless: I passed by the bathroom this morning, and what did I hear echoing and reverberating though the vents? I heard Sean giving Rocky quite an education as he sat on the potty. Poooor widdle Rocky stayed calm as he was held captive and as he was given this advice: "See that yellow stuff that... that... that I peed in the potty? That's pee that I pushed out. And you pee too!! People pees too. Don't ya know that brown stuff that I push out? That is poop. You poop too. All the people poop too. Thats all the things that ferrets and people do, they get wild, and wanna be friends, and sometimes they don't wanna be friends. All ferrets and people play and get rough. Ferrets get rough just like people." Wolfy, who between skin kids, feathered kids and fur kids NEVER gets any peace in a bathroom [Posted in FML 7258]