(sukie asked) We all know ferrets with ranks. Which ones did I miss? Seeman Go (purposeful misspelling) Chief Petty Possessiveness First Love Private Invasion Corporal Punishment Major Havoc General Chaos Okay, I'm "biting" into this with... Lance Corporal Leaves-a-Poop (or several :) Seargeant Stippled-silvery, also Seargeant Sends-'Em-Screaming Lieutennant Left-Turn Reserve Officer Right-Turn (somehow those last two are always bumping into each other :) Captain Miss Boss Co-Captain "Oh YEAH, SEZ Who?" Drum-Major Dance-A-Lot Rear Admiral Ricebox-Diver Admiral Admire-Me! (I've had several of each of these :) [Posted in FML 7141]