Sung to the tune"Have a Holly Jolly Christmas

Have a Jolly Ferret Christmas

Have a jolly ferret Christmas
it's the best time of the year.
I can't know where they will go
but I can bet you'll hear.

Have a jolly ferret Christmas
when you walk through the door
You'll see blings and lots of things
you've never seen before.

Oh ho the mistletoe,
hung where you can see.
Pull a ferret close to you
And kiss him once for me.

Have a jolly ferret Christmas
and in case you didn't hear.
Oh by golly have a jolly ferret Christmas this year!

[Posted in FML 6918]