Sung to the tune"Have a Holly Jolly Christmas Have a Jolly Ferret Christmas Have a jolly ferret Christmas it's the best time of the year. I can't know where they will go but I can bet you'll hear. Have a jolly ferret Christmas when you walk through the door You'll see blings and lots of things you've never seen before. Oh ho the mistletoe, hung where you can see. Pull a ferret close to you And kiss him once for me. Have a jolly ferret Christmas and in case you didn't hear. Oh by golly have a jolly ferret Christmas this year! [Posted in FML 6918]