Dear Ms. Renee

Thank you for your generosity both to black-footed ferrets for offering
the matching money, and to me for offering more Totally Ferret food.
Mommy assures me that she will save plenty of hers for me, and since
I'm just one little svelte girl, I don't need a lot. If you could,
would you send the extra bag to Ferrets Unlimited Rescue Service? Mommy
says the ferrets there, while they have lots of love and good food,
don't have mommies or daddies of their own. Maybe getting a special
bag of food will help cheer them up.

Dooks and kisses,

Oneflower

[Posted in FML $$22$$]